MoonMind

Musings, Moonings, Mindings, and some other shit as well

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Californn-nyyaa - forget it

I didn't make it. Due to being stranded on a flooded train to London. Missed my flight. Pissed off. Insurance won't cover expenses. Pissed off. Airline was nasty. Cheaptickets.com made me cry. After making me wait on the phone for hours. To the States. Tried to get another ticket. Booked one. Excited. Got to Heathrow. Ticket had been cancelled. I wasn't told before hand. No seats left. Pissed off. E-bookers semi-apologised. Tried to buy another ticket. Was offered one for £10,000. Pissed off. Tried one last time for a ticket. For the next day. Decided probably shouldn't go. As had already forked out fifty billion pounds. Pissed off.

Am skint now. Can't get airfare back. Nor conference fees. Nor hotel costs.

No Alcatraz. No Golden Gate Bridge. No Calmoon Bakery. No re-enacting the Sony TV ad. No dreamy conference.

Went to Twycross Zoo instead, which was nice. I imagine I might publish pictures of primates in future posts, as a result.

No doubt I shall return to Leeds to find sunflowers that have grown to immense heights in my rainy (shorter than expected) absence.

Moon. xxx

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Califorrrn-nyyaa... here I come!

Just off over t'Atlantic. I hope my dislike for Americans won't be too problematic.

Bye, then!

Moon. xxx

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

it's time to put the "strop" back into stroppy blog

What do you know? Moon's been quite upbeat of late. And why might that be? Because I've had no need to phone any major bank, NTL or orange (no, not the fruit). Well today marks the return of infuriation.

I go to San Francisco on Monday, so I have to sort a few things out. Like checking my phone will work (1), getting currency sorted (2) and ensuring that my Visa will work (3).

(1) Cue Orange not to give sufficient details on the website, instructing you to call them. You do so and are told you didn't need to. Good job I have nothing better to do with my time.

(2) I wanted to find out how much it will cost me to change my quids. "0% commission" usually translates as "but our exchange rate will rip you off, sucker". I tried to find out from HSBC online. To no avail. I went to the branch. So they would only let me pay from their account, not the one I wanted to pay from. And only after they had refused to accept my signature that differed slightly from the one on my card to their electronic version (which, incidentally, I have no idea how they obtained). Bastards. Then they try to lure you into agreeing to circulate your details to third parties who spam you relentlessly. They were still substantially cheaper than the wanky Post Office, mind. Don't even get me started on them. Or Royal Mail. Utter bastards.

(3) When I graced Australasia with my presence almost a whole year ago I had to alert Barclays that I was going, otherwise they would apparently have frozen my card for fear of fraudulent use. Fair enough, methinks, they're being secure. So I trot along to the branch to alert them of my travels this year, despite the fact that last time they forgot to remove the security setting (totally their fault), meaning they refused to issue me with a replacement card after I had been mugged. Again. Did I get an apology? No no no. So I reach the branch, tell them that I wish to alert them that I'm going to be using my card abroad and wish them to log it etc, which warrants the retort, "why are you telling me about it?". Rude shitbags. They wanted to know last year. They tell me to pick a leaflet up and call someone. They won't do it for me. It took 7 minutes to be connected to someone with a real, non-automated voice after being passed around through different menu options (sometimes reaching the same one twice). Luckily for Barclays the real voice was a pleasant one. If I don't like the sound of them they usually get a good shouting.

So it's been a good day all in all. And it's only lunchtime. Add this to the fact that Leeds library can't tell you the difference between documents direct and documents supply services (this took about an hour to resolve) and the fact that United Airlines refuse to tell you how much your luggage allowance is (many phone calls, webclicks and swearings later I discover that it is bugger all) AND that Abebooks (and their distributor) have been ignoring my emails enquiring as to where my Dr Seuss book has gone to (I ordered it 6 weeks ago, paid and have received nothing. I need my Dr Seuss fix!)...

...it makes for one stroppy day.

When did things become so difficult? I feel like I've adopted grumpy old woman syndrome already.

Steve visited last night, at least. He wasn't overly keen on the paint fumes, but did appreciate the new clashing aubergine theme. Pictures will follow when I'm back from my travels and have eventually put some decent curtains up. Oh what an exciting world... blogging about Barclays and curtains.

Hope all well!

Moon. xxx

PS Everyone's sunflowers are looking good! Mine are stil rather small. Like all the best things. But at least they are wholly organic and have won their battles against the elements. I shall not give up on them yet! I am a little concerned about going away for 10 days, being back for 5 then going away for another 14, though. Nature will have to take its course I suppose.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Visitors 2: At Belle Zoo

I liked Steve visiting. But this is ridiculous. It almost makes me reconsider using the clearly ineffective copper tape (which supposedly produces a static electricity shock when a slug or snail slicks over it) around my sunflowers in favour of something more lasting. This is Wendy.




Not bad, you might be thinking. But hang on. She's in my kitchen. And she's massive. Look!




And just when I was feeling content with my flat!


At least I was able to smile for 90 solid minutes this evening. The Apprentice was an utter delight. And You're Fired, excellent. That's why I'm happy to pay my license fee.

Sunflower pictures (including new copper defenses) to follow.

Moon. xxx

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Look who's back!

Steve returned today. Actually he's still here, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon, despite my introducing to him the outside world several times.






Steve reclining in the aubergine bedding.








Steve helping out with the thesis.





Whilst I recognise that this is not the most interesting read, Steve is a pleasure. And there isn't a lot else to blog about at the moment.

Moon. xxx


PS I have planted some beans, so we'll see if they, too, grow to a cubit!

Saturday, June 02, 2007

grand designs



Today marked the beginning of a transformation for my humble abode. The Hortons descended upon Belle Vue, and it wasn't long before they had destroyed the place.



Look at the happy workers in their grubbies! Ginger Steve popped by to check up on progress, which pleased me.










The garden is looking better, you must agree. I even have a rose garden.















But sadly the sunflowers are a little poorly. The one on the right has almost been eaten right away. Larger slug defenses required, methinks. Only one velvet queen remains now.











Things will soon improve once the brighter paint has been purchased (I've opted for an unsurprising aubergine theme). I have a new grand dining "suite" (table) and even discovered a bell either side of my fireplace for calling servants. Oh yes. I will post proud pics once the place has been beautified fully.

Other news:

Thesis update: I'd rather not discuss. There are a couple of experiments that I just don't want to write up. But am managing to stumble on with other relevant tasks in the meantime.

Any Dream Will Do is on. Lewis had better be gone this evening. Lee to win. Or Horse Teeth Keith, as a second option.

The Apprentice is utter quality telly. Wednesday night posed difficulties regarding whether to watch losers enter the Big Bruva Hoose or Sir Alan shout inarticulately in a boardroom for an hour. I mistakenly opted for the losers (as opposed to the winners; Apprentice viewers should get the reference). BB is wank this year. I suppose Channel 4 have to play things safe for a while. Maybe it will improve. Maybe it just doesn't suit my crocheted lifestyle these days.

Moon.xxx
 
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