honest selling

Sexy green lace trim leggings... Phwarr. Punk-emo-goth as well? Double phwarr.

Check them out.

Will anyone be convinced? Perhaps those with gold thighs and no legs below the knee.

Moon.

How on Earth did we entertain ourselves before Google?

For some reason I've just been tempted to search for the technical term, "wang eye" (I've just been talking about my upcoming eye surgery with a friend). This was a hit:

where's the wang eye at ? safe as fuck. Rave to the grave. Lozzassisted Power Pout. Happy Halloween ! andy warhol stole my ideas !! Top photos archive ...

The internet is a truly marvellous thing.

Moon.

cat things 2

Dull for the reader, exciting for me. Steve is a delight. Witness Steve going mad, if you please. It's plenty light enough on my camera screen, but not here. Not sure whether camera or monitor is at fault (have played with both, to no avail).



Moon.

cat things

Steve's moved in again. This blog will likely not be of interest whatsoever unless you're a cat person.

Read the commentary and watch the video. I'm sure you can work out the appropriate timing. It's dark, yes.




I'm a cat...

...doing cat things.

Wahey, conker! Attack, attack!

Where? What?

Bit of an itch.

Into the fire!

Shit. Stuck. Not a good paw on metal sound. Shit.

Mum! Mum! Bit of fuss, please. Or, get the conker. I've broken your fire? What? Let me feign sweetness with a purr.

Look, table! Love that table.

Exhaustion.



Moon.

work turmoil

Blogs? What on earth are they?

Yes OK it has been a while. I have had a nice break from work. Now I have work to do, that I don't want to do, and blogging is preferable. And then I'm only blogging about another procrastination-aid.

But it's a marvellous one. I spend a lot of time playing Backyard Shootout: an incredibly basic internet game. I love it. I have developed RSI as a result.

You may scoff, but this is something I'm good at. This is what the scoreboard usually looks like:



On Saturday night I returned home after having a few ciders (too many) and set about my latest hobby. And something wonderful happened! Upon completion I wasn't asked to enter my name, oh no - check this out:



Enter my moonname!! And indeed I did. Pathetically it looked like this, as the scoreboards are updated at midnight and no-one else was fool enough to be playing on a Saturday evening/Sunday morning.



And this is what it looks like today: a miserable day as I have (evidently) accomplished little of what I was supposed to do work-wise, and SLAB has beaten me. I've never topped 90000! Shitbag. What kind of ridiculous name is SLAB anyway? Sodding-lazy-assed-bastard.



Hope all well.

Moon.