What? You've managed to avoid that hideous film that's being advertised everywhere? I can only assume that you simply don't find it amusing, in which case you're wrong. Google "beowulf trailer" and see if you laugh out loud.
Today I went to see said Beowulf film at Bradford's imax - quite a cinematic experience. I was worried that the 3D specs that were dished out would be wasted on my monoptic vision. But hurrah! it worked! Not sure how - I'm off to wikipedia it in a minute. And hurrah again! Beowulf was excellent! Not great for the feminist in me, but rich with hilarious phallic symbolism, macho grunting, great effects and a wondrous soundtrack. Get thee to Bradford! (Bet I never say that in a blog again.) However there was a moment of eye-stabbing. The last film I saw also featured eye-stabbing. I could develop a paranoia.
4 Comments:
At 9:50 pm,
Tombola said…
I don't get it!
At 11:52 pm,
David said…
Seconded! What?! Have you been taking the happy pills again Cal?
At 9:59 am,
Moon said…
What? You've managed to avoid that hideous film that's being advertised everywhere? I can only assume that you simply don't find it amusing, in which case you're wrong. Google "beowulf trailer" and see if you laugh out loud.
PS Happy pills? Maybe I'll google those...
At 9:14 pm,
Moon said…
My scoffing was blogged in haste.
Today I went to see said Beowulf film at Bradford's imax - quite a cinematic experience. I was worried that the 3D specs that were dished out would be wasted on my monoptic vision. But hurrah! it worked! Not sure how - I'm off to wikipedia it in a minute. And hurrah again! Beowulf was excellent! Not great for the feminist in me, but rich with hilarious phallic symbolism, macho grunting, great effects and a wondrous soundtrack. Get thee to Bradford! (Bet I never say that in a blog again.) However there was a moment of eye-stabbing. The last film I saw also featured eye-stabbing. I could develop a paranoia.
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