Eugenics

So Fabulous Willy won Crufts. He does look like a fine dog, but not as fine as the terrier, which looked a bit cheeky, or the bloodhound, which was quite sedate i.e. not daft. Of course I know nothing about what constitutes an award winning dog. But I prefer the ones that look smart, as opposed to unquestioning dogs. I watched Foxy and Levi dance incredulously. It was an amazing performance, but it made me think of a world in which we are entertained by cats on stage and waited upon by monkeys. It's all a bit ridiculous, don't you think?

As fabulous as Willy may be, I just don't know why anyone would choose to adopt Willy's offspring (probably having Willy's sister as a mother). Yes, he's a grand looking dog, but we all know what happens when you in-breed. Look at the royals. Let Willy roam free with the terrier and create some incredibly bearded smarter dog. He'd get up to mischief and would be much more entertaining on a Pedigree Chum advert.

I think I would like an Airedale Terrier cross poodle cross bloodhound cross St Bernard. So a big long-muzzled non-malting dog with a fringe, beard and wrinkles. Please do not pick up on the comment I made on Tombolablog recently about how pets resemble their owners.

Moon. xxx


I know the feeling, son.