mullet corner

Mullet rice?? Alright, tenuous, granted.

I have spent the weekend around (although avoiding, where possible) weird artsy consciousness lovers. The days would commence with morning meditation for them, and a jive around my student box room (relatively nice though, in Oxford) for me. These delegates are weird for a lot of reasons. I shall not discuss them though as previous post shall take a day to read. Anyway there were a record number of mullets out and about. And mullets like I have never seen before. One man had a smart curly hair do, cropped on top and at sides, but had a real neck warmer at the back. Thick and luscious, too. Another guy had a full on pony tail mullet right down his back. He looked amazingly like this:




But the most amazing mullet of all belonged to a large chested 60-something woman. Very short lesbian hair (even for someone of her age) with a tiny grey plait stretching down to her arse. Truly a sight to behold. And worth attending to when the talks (invariably) were not.

I cannot find an accurate illustration on't web. Even on ratemymullet.com

Moon.xxx