Spam spam spam and eggs

Junk emails seem to be being written increasingly lazily. Does anyone ever fall for them?



The author used the term "Uk bank", which sound as naff as ugg boots, and didn't care for how many zeros were placed in the fictitious value of supposed savings.

I'm wicked and I'm lazy....


Sorry for the lack of contact of late. Having a rubbish office PC dramatically reduces my blog time. Perhaps a good thing...

Last few weeks have been spent training for the Moonwalk (I imagine there'll be a post about that some time next week), writing up some papers (drafts of only), finishing off teaching commitments and all the marking, module evaluation reports, exam meetings and other general admin crap that accompanies it, enduring the red jelly bleedy eye saga of strabismus correction surgery, schmoozing with the hot surgeon, rekindling relations with dance mats and saxophones, watching endless DVDs (I can't at last partake in conversations about Y Tu Mama Tambien), being amused by spending an afternoon drinking in a pub called The PyeWipe, getting a little over excited about the Apprentice, feeling well tired of Hollyoaks, resisting the crap of BB and considering whether it might be worth getting tickets for Glastonbury. Why hype up the fact they sell out so early, when only half the tickets are up for sale? They always release tickets gradually. Always!