Camp as Christmas

Yet more evidence of the bizarre seasonal festivities decorating our green and pleasant land.

Apologies for the quality of the pics, by the way. Had to use my phone.

Let's begin with the unfathomable dressed dog:



Rather sinister, don't you think? Well, there's plenty more where that came from.








How about the Christmas elf - the dark side. Or is it a frog? Festive, nonetheless:












This was the central display. I don't think the picture really captures it. It is a terrifying woman's head on a deer. With white antlers. I loudly exclaimed how it was the fodder of nightmares to my mother, and a passer-by overheard. He laughed, and then saw it. He jumped.



Finally, to which the title refers: someone's tried to make Santa sexy. And removed his head in the process. Well, I was never too bothered by an old overweight man. Good advert for Coke, though.



Moon. xxx